Little Anthony’s

I’ve heard someone say pizza is like sex.  Even if it’s bad it’s still good.  That’s not true.  The pizza from Lil Anthony’s is more like a bad blow job.  It’s a bit rough and her teeth hurt, but you’ll take what you can get.  The only reason I go to this place is because it’s the closest slice to my studio and sometimes I need a fix.  There are three basic ingredients to pizza and Lil Anthony’s fucks up two of them.  The crust tastes like cardboard and the sauce is flavorless and sometime they use so much of it, it makes the crust taste like soggy cardboard.  I guess the cheese is fine but that doesn’t make up for the other bad parts so whatever. 

There are three basic ingredients to pizza and Lil Anthony’s fucks up two of them. 

I’m pretty sure the owner is fresh off the boat from Italy so there is no excuse.  I wouldn’t recommend this slice but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

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Little Anthony’s
8 W. State St.
Media, PA 19063
(610) 565-1117